Sunday, March 21, 2010

Kate is evil, this I know. For the tabloids tell me so.


How do the Zeeple know what's going on the lives and minds of the Gosselins? Are they psychic? Does Leader Z have a Magic 8 Ball that he asks over and over "Are Kate's tatas real?"

The Zeeple are thankful for "fact-filled" scandal rags. Every detail about Kate G. is expounded upon and twisted to fit the wildest and nastiest stories. Throw in some TLC conspiracy theories and you get the Zeeple's (self-serving) Truth.

Leader Z do you get more hits when you validate the most ridiculous of rumors? Are you proud of blog which has less facts than the most raggedy of tabloids?

5 comments:

  1. Those ZAGS over there are now writing songs for their leader Z?

    I think those CraZZZy's, are taking way to many Zannie's!

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  2. Z is a Mother Zucker.
    He is also a known ZOOPHILE!

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  3. Psychic ? ? ? ? -

    Those Witches are PSYCHOTIC !!

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  4. He's never had fans before. So what if they are every other man's rejects? Z will take what he can get. I feel zorry for him.

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  5. it seems that her parents, actually all of both of their families, could be bringing forth some of the more pressing issues with the kids, one being the kids being basically on house arrest other than for school. They see no one outside of school and then are home with the nannies

    From Z & Zecond's FB


    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


    Yes, they have a Zacred Magic 8 Ball. How else could she know all about the day-to-day lives of children who are not hers?


    It must have hurt the Zeeple to clip their obsession with Kate's tatas. They have to pretend their craZy tabloid rants have something to do with motherhood.
    LMAO

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